Where, Oh, Where's My Underwear?

Where, oh, where's my underwear?
Where, oh, where can they be?
I can't find them anywhere.
They must be hiding from me.

I looked in the drawer.
I looked on the floor.
I looked all over the room.
I can't find them anywhere.
Maybe they flew to the moon.

Tell me
Where, oh, where's my underwear?
Where, oh, where can they be?
I can't find them anywhere.
They must be hiding from me.

I asked the dog.
I asked the cat.
I asked the goldfish too.
Nobody's seen my underwear.
Maybe they went to the zoo.

Where, oh, where's my underwear?
Where, oh, where can they be?
I can't find them anywhere.
They must be hiding from me.

I found a doll I thought
I¹d never see again
I even found my skateboard behind the sofa in the den.
I found a sock I thought I lost along long time ago.
But my underwear has disappeared just where I'll never know.

Tell me
Where, oh, where¹s my underwear?
Where, oh, where can they be?
I can't find them anywhere.
They must be hiding from me.

©Barney Saltzberg 2002 inkless music