I Can Make A Sandwich

I can make a sandwich
I can do it myself
I need a chair to stand on
So I can reach the shelf

It isn't really hard
I'll tell you what to do
Pay very close attention
So you can do it too

You need
ketchup
mustard
peanut butter
tuna fish
a little jam
a little jelly
pile it high
make it squish

I take it to the table
Pour myself some juice
I can't wait to eat it
I'm hungry as a moose
But when I eat my sandwich
I make an awful mess
I forgot something important
I wonder can you guess?

Ketchup
mustard
peanut butter
tuna fish
a little jam
a little jelly
pile it high
make it squish
I must have lost my head
I forgot the bread!

©Barney Saltzberg 2002 inkless music